Monday, May 21, 2007

Oh no, I'm dating Barry Bonds!

At first you can't keep your hands off his bulging biceps. But after a few months of dating, you can't help but notice that he hardly goes to the gym.

And then it hits you, the acne breakouts, fits of rages, mood swings... Duh! He's on roids, juice, rocket fuel...

Not every guy is as honest as Jason Giambi, (or as sweaty, thank god) so ladies, you must know the signs:
Quick weight and muscle gain, aggressiveness, jaundice, purple or red spots on the body, swelling of feet, trembling, darkening of the skin, bad breath, acne, shrinking of the testicles which can lead to impotence, baldness and irreversible breast enlargement.

So once you diagnose, what next?

I suggest you threaten him with an over-the-counter drug test when you ask him to tell you the truth.

Ever dated a guy like this? What did you do?

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