Monday, July 30, 2007
"I love him like a brother" "BFF" and other nonsensical stuff
Platonic love was meant to bring lovers closer to wisdom and beauty. It is described in depth in Plato's Phaedrus and Symposium. BUT WHAT DOES PLATO KNOW?
I agree with Chris Rock's words of wisdom
Men don't have platonic friends we just have women we haven't ... yet. 'As soon as I figure this out, I'm in there.'
[OK] We have some platonic friends, but they all by accident. They are some women men were trying to ... made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in the friend zone...
'OH **** I'm in the Friends Zone!!'
WARNING: Once placed in The Friend Zone, one will most likely stay in the friend zone. Attempts made to leave the zone will end up with faces slapped, manlihood damaged, and scratches on your shinny new Acura!
(Read the Ladder Theory for a good laugh!)
Unless said friend:
A) Joins the gym and gets a Beckham body
B) Starts dating someone very attractive, causing friend to become jealous (the whole wanting what you can't have thing)
C) Proves himself to be the knight in shining armor
What do you think, can you get out of the FRIEND ZONE????
Posted by sarah at 10:00 AM