Friday, August 31, 2007

In honor of the day of the working man...

WHAT JOB WOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO SHOW UP ON MONDAY????

Would you be a candy bar inventor? Tropical island real estate agent? Would it be for a company that delivers gourmet meals & massages at lunchtime, free of charge? Are you allowed to share a cubicle with your pooch, hamster and 15 gold fish?
What would be your labor of love?

Here's my list of COOL jobs:

Caribbean sailboat captain -- No shoes or shirt required, just bring your Jimmy Buffett CDs. Mid-day cocktails and cigar a must. Parrot is optional, though highly recommended.

Cirque Du Soleil performer -- Remember when your parents told you not to jump on your bed? Why not join a company that encourages it? Hang upside down from the ceiling, while you are at it. Then go play with fire. Best of all, no poop scooping required, and lots of EYE CANDY! HubbaHubba.


Best beaches reviewer for the Travel Channel -- Samantha Brown, I'm coming for your job. So what if you have to be perky for 30 minutes a week. You get to discover the world!!! Just don't sign me up for Survivorman-That guy is cA-Ray-Z!

Mixologist -- Who can't appreciate a creative cocktail? And wouldn't you worship the person whose job it was to make your throat go "OooLaLa?" Sign me up for this glorified bartending gig!


NEED SOME MORE INSPIRATION? Check out CNN's list HERE

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Judge on Iron Chef

Concert promoter so that I can get backstage access to all my favorite bands

Restaurant reviewer

flavor creator for Haagen Dasz

Anything that lets me be creative and social.