Thursday, September 13, 2007
A crash course on the iGeneration
You get a text from your boss = he's trying to be cool
You get a text from your coworker = booty call
You get a text from your college buddy = drunk again
Your boss has myspace = conducting background checks
Your mom has myspace = she's appalled by your actions
You get an e-mail from your co-worker = ill-advised booty call
You get an from your college buddy = bored at work
He's not interested if:
His auto reply says "I'm dead"
He always puts you on speakerphone
He tells you he's getting married on myspace
She's not interested if:
She changes her IM status to "Please stop"
She leaves you a voicemail about the joys of abstinence
She changes her IM icon to a picture of a can of mace
Guys shouldn't send other guys emoticons, unless they like the other guy. A lot.
(dedicated to my friend whose CLASSY boyfriend broke up w/ her by changing his myspace status back to single.)
Posted by sarah at 9:05 AM