Wednesday, September 26, 2007
DISCLAIMER: This POST is FUNNY
WARNING: This blog is hazardous to the health of people suffering from HIDs, Humor Impairment Disorder.
How do you know if that's you?
If you took anything that has been written in the Odd Couple realm too seriously -- you have HIDs. I have a PH.D. in Learning to Laugh Science from Uptight University, so obviously I am qualified to diagnosis.
If you posted any comments with the words "spoiled," "brat," or cursed with characters such as "@" "#" or "&" -- you have HIDs. It says it right here in my "People Who Overreact" handbook.
If you continue to read this blog even tho you hate it -- you have an extreme case of HIDs (And we thank you for the Web page views. Please keep on reading, because how else will we keep statistics on the number of HIDs cases in the mid-Hud. Valley?)
There is no cure for HIDs, but before you get those tissues out, there's NEWS! The Odd Couple has received a grant from the New York State Association of Angry Bloggers, and we will be hosting "How to Dislodge Objects From Posterior Places" demos next week. Don't worry. We'll post a Web video for those who wish to remain (and have posted as) anonymous. Get started on the path of recovery here!
As to the angry e-mail I received after I had written about parking in fire lanes at grocery stores in a previous column, THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS SIR. I can assure you, I only park in the fire lanes when all the handicap spots are taken!
Posted by sarah at 10:16 AM