"Want to go out this weekend"
"What are you doing TONIGHT?"
"You at Mahoney's?"
"I'm out, where are YOU! I assumed you'd be here."
Above you will find the many messages I receive from my female friends who are in relationships... usually between 5 p.m. Friday and 3 a.m. Sunday morning.
VERY seldom, do those with boyfriends, send the "What are you doing toDAY?" text messages.
Because daytime things are for couples.
And as a single woman, I apparently represent the "other half."
Ya know, the half whose company is sought when those girls with men need an escape.
They need to have fun... and I'm supposed to bring it.
So my phone is silent most of the day.
When it's beautiful outside
and all I want to do is have conversations over coffee,
I know I have to do that alone...
Because apparently my conversation
and my life are entertainment better served in a martini glass.