Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Happy HO-LOWEEN

It’s getting to be around that time again.
Where you once found the SCARIEST costume for Halloween, it’s now time for women everywhere to find the SEXIEST thing to wear.

You can’t GOOGLE “adult costume” without getting some tiny variation of what was once considered a whole costume...

Why would little Red Riding Hood wear fishnets?
Why would a pirate have on a mini-skirt?
Why, for the love of everything, would a baseball player wear HOT PANTS?

BECAUSE it’s not okay for women to be “unattractive” or “ugly” or “scary,” even if it IS Halloween.

But history didn't always have it this way...

"Costumes and masks were also worn at the festivals in an attempt to mimic the evil spirits or placate them."

So who exactly are we placating now???



I'd hate to compare men to evil spirits... but in light of Halloween I guess it might be okay...

2 comments:

Jared said...

Ghost baby, you can't make a ghost sexy.

Chrissie said...

yes you can.

you cut out the eye holes...

and then you get scissor happy with some other thoughtfully placed holes.

i can think of three more that might be considered "sexy."