Would you settle for a diaper-flavored cup of coffee day-after-day?
Would you purchase pants that slouched around your wiggles and hugged around your ribs?
Would you dare use deodorant scented with Grand Central bathroom scum?
No. You wouldn't.
So, why would you date someone who isn't sweet, doesn't fit you and makes you feel rotten?
Please. Tell me. Why does she stay with him?
Boyfriend-induced sensory impairment, perhaps? Has Romeo reached into Juliet's brain and hit the common sense switch to off?
Or as Dane Cook points out the stellar reasons women stay with their boyfriends --
"My favorite CD is in his car."