Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. --Mean Girls
Well folks, I googled until I got finger sores, however, I cannot prove that a man started this slutty costume phenomenon. Despite this, I'm on a mission to persuade women to take a freaking hint from our weather-appropriately-dressed male counterparts, and go for the Gorilla Costume this year! Better yet, point out to your man, it's THAT much better when he wears the dress!
That's right! BACK AWAY from the SWEDISH BIKINI MODEL outfit and finding something more suiting... Something that says brains and not boobs!
Here's my suggestions:
1. Smarty Pants -- glue some Smarties candies on your pants (yes, you have to cover your legs, sorry.)
2. Bad Spinach -- green outfit with leavy stuff, maybe an eyepatch labeled "ecoli". (nothing says sexy like ECOLI -- just check out my sentimental sediment post from Monday.)
3. One Night Stand -- cardboard box and a lampshade. (see you CAN send THAT message with out fishnets)
4. Wear all white, except for black lettering on your shirt that says "Size Doesn't Matter." Make sure you look all innocent. And if anyone asks, just tell them you're a --- little white lie.
More awesome ideas here! What's your favorite???