They were seen making out for hours, her on his lap, and then spent the night in the same hotel.
Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong
Apparently, Lance said to Ash: "You looked so sexy on Full House. I used to fantasize about your pre-puberty body... prrrrrrrrrrr"
and she replied: "Your bald spot, man boobs and divorce are turning me on... meowwwww."
ick. ick. ick.
Really, 15 years apart is one thing. But I can't look at Ashley Olsen without seeing a thumb sucking pig tails wearing CHILD.
Maybe Lance can get past that. But Ashley shouldn't get past it. She should be with someone who appreciates what being 21 represents... Because age isn't just a number, it's a lifestyle.
Pros for dating someone your age:
1.) You know he's not trying to trade up.
2.) He doesn't have to hire a babysitter before dates.
3.) The ex-wife doesn't own 1/2 his assets.
4.) Viagra is not one of his many daily medications.
5.) You experience "firsts" together, instead of him telling you which firsts you are allowed to have.
6.) You don't have to tell him his excess skin and U-shaped hair line are sexy.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ASHLANCE???