There are two methods of communication for breaking up: speaking via telephone and face to face. Everything else says
1) laziness, 2) coward, 3) bad dating karma. Says Baggage Reclaimer (a UK blog about dating)
I say, I'm guilty of the lazy breakup. Before you send computer viruses my way, hear me out... I think there is such thing as excusable breakup absenteeism.
— Instead of butterflies and love sighs, you feel queasy and can't control your gag reflex.
— He said he loved the T-shirt you had specially made with the words "I'm NOT interested, BOB!" stamped on the front.
— Your first, and only date, was more painful than having your wisdom teeth removed by the homeless man with a screwdriver.
— One of the things HE bragged about was his violent criminal past and his gun collection.
— Breaking up by e-mail was "nice" compared to what he did to you. In fact, he's lucky your friend talked you out of your 105-page Plan of Revenge.
Ok, so maybe none of these things applied to my e-mail breakup. Maybe he was just a plain, nice guy, who entered my world when I wasn't ready for him, approximately during the time when I was licking my wounds from live-in boyfriend J. who turned into Ron Jeremy.
Maybe I'm more low of a being than those crispy things that stick to garbage can sides.
But I'd like to blame this lapse of dating etiquette up to heartache. So, am I excused? or should I download Norton Antivirus and go dance around some sage to undo any voodoo spells.
What do you think about break-ups by e-mail