Monday, February 4, 2008
THINGS THAT MAKE CHRISSIE LYNN JEALOUS:
1. Touching: Go ahead, give him the kiss on the cheek if you've known him for 20 years, but if you used to have a crush on him, and think you can get away with snapping and unsnapping his shirt buttons in front of me, you have another thing coming.
2. EX-talk: Share the stories of "that time she freaked out and you decided you hated her." Do NOT mention her in a good light, ever. I don't want to know about "the apartment you used to live in," the "vacations you took," or the place that you met. She's better off a ghost in your past, than a pain in my present.
3. Women-who-make-you-laugh: I'm my own kind of funny, and I can be just as silly as the rest of them... but when that other woman really makes you let lose and enjoy yourself, laughing and joking around together, then my blue eyes turn green with envy.
Now it's your turn.
What makes you jealous?!?