Monday, March 10, 2008

From the single-girl archives

After a particularly dull weekend, half of which was spent working and the other half spent relaxing, I've fallen upon hard-blogging times and will instead entertain with an excerpt from my more glamorous life as a single-and-loving-it girl.




Tuesday, April 25, 2006

One Monday night

"uhh... we have a little problem..."

rousing from her sleep, she asked, "it's 330am on a monday... what could possibly be the problem?"

"the cops are here..."

"so just tell them that we're sorry and they will leave."

"looks like you're having a little party here..." the cop said after surveying the "scene." an empty 18 pack lay on the table, one girl lay asleep on the couch and the other answered the door... sopping wet.

"why didn't you answer the door the first time we knocked?" the cop asked.

"well... you see... some of us were sleeping... and uh... some of us were in the shower..."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you girls are busted no wonder your single