Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Let's make a baby!

Directions:
Preheat over to 250 degrees and insert rubber baby for 10-15 minutes, or until soft.

No, I'm not kidding.
Some women are baking babies rather than having them the traditional way.
And their Reborns look A LOT like the real thing, only without all the fuss.

Some of these women claim to be saddened by the loss of their real children or grandchildren, some want the cuteness of a baby without all the mess. Some even say that they simply want the attention that comes from a perfect little reborn tucked neatly (and quietly) away in a stroller.

But why would a grown woman carry around a doll?

Perhaps without these life-like creatures to create some happiness in their lonely lives, they feel like failures...

Failures because a woman who isn't a mommy, isn't always considered "whole." She's a woman without a family. A vessel for creating life that goes unused.

But is it worse to be the unconventional woman who goes without children...
Or to be the woman who puts all her ingredients in a convection oven, in hopes of baking a baby to reborn her happiness?

7 comments:

vanessa said...

I think its worse to be the woman walking around with a doll thinking its going to fill some void in your life. Thats the sort of behavior that'll get you commited.

sarah said...

The Baby Think It Over stimulator includes a drug-affected model, smaller in size, which simulates tremors due to withdrawal from a mother's drug addiction during pregnancy.

I dunno what this has to do with anything Chrissie said, but it's pretty creepy regardless.

Chrissie said...

ahh yes vanessa... it is kinda sad isn't it? i think the babies themselves are creep though. but i tend to think baby dolls are anyway.

as for your link sarah, at least those dolls seem to come with a lesson to be learned. these other ones are just for "show" :P

vanessa said...

i looked at a few of the "reborn" babies on google. If you ask me they do look freaky and alienlike. The thing would probably give me nightmares...

Jared said...


real dolls
...more or less creepy?

vanessa said...

hahaha jared. At least they look like somewhat real pornstars. Even though we all know pornstars aren't "real". Or parts of them at least. I think they may be a little better to look at. And it helps the males get a hot girl that maybe otherwise wouldnt.

Chrissie said...

hahahahahaha MORE CREEPY!!!!

i watched a guy buy a "real girl" once... he looked so ashamed;)