1. His phone remains on silent, always.
2. He usually leaves said phone in the car, where it's out of sight and out of your mind, but frequently needs to "run outside to get something."
3. He's always busy at dinner time, but can see you afterward daily for dessert.
4. You find another "Happy Valentine's Day" card just like the one you received sitting on the table unsigned as of yet, but his excuse for "accidentally grabbing two" seems like a stretch.
5. He insists on sleeping alone a few nights a week "to clear his head."
6. He wears really, really nice shirts that you didn't buy him.
7. His friends call him "The King."
8. He showers upon entering your apartment. Every. Single. Time.
9. His number one friend on MySpace is an alter-ego he's created for himself and your request for friendship is still pending.
(Fill in the blank: "You knew he/she was cheating when _________.")