SETTING: His apartment, after buying moving-in supplies, discussing the new furniture arrangements and looking online for some new storage options.
"What are you looking for now?" He asked.
"Oh, I'm just glancing at the shower curtains," came my reply.
"I'm not ready to get rid of mine just because you don't like it."
"Well then," I said. "If you can't part with a piece of plastic and a few hooks, then perhaps I'm not ready to get rid of my entire BATHROOM."