Thursday, January 22, 2009
I faked it every time
In one of the Naked Gun sequels Leslie Nielson says to Pricsilla Presley "I faked it every time."
Which I always thought was a funny thing for a man to say to a woman. I mean, guys can't really fake IT ... right?
Apparently I was wrong. Men can and do ... as I found out during the last guy's night.
Nasty fakers. I won't even use his nickname for this, I'm so appalled.
Faking is stupid. It is a horrible disservice to yourself and the person your with.
So I asked, "but why? why not just say it ain't gonna happen and go to sleep?"
"Because it was easier than saying "I'm not attracted to you and want to go home.'"
My goodness man. Why even go to bed with some one you aren't attracted to? Especially if you're a good-looking guy who hardly needs to settle. Nasty faker.
Not to mention, if you fake it often, the person is going to think they're doing a great job. You could be single-handedly promoting bad sex for every one. And that I will just not stand for.
So the next day, I asked another guy if he ever had ... and he said yes. (This "men faking thing" is more serious than I thought.) He explained that if he's with an insecure girl, she'll take it too personally if he doesn't finish ... doesn't want to hurt the chick's feelings.
But really, women should understand that men, like women, sometimes just enjoy the ride without any grand finales.