Looks like you have no excuses guys...
The art of picking up chicks now comes PINT SIZED.
Apparently a 9-year-old has written a manual for real men to live by entitled "How to talk to girls."
It started as a 3 dollar hand-written homework assignment and it has turned into a publishing companies latest dream, but I can't help but acknowledge how helpful this little guy's "to-do" list might be for those struggling with singularity.
Tips from the kid:
1. Be friendly.
2. Look clean.
3. Act normal — don't try to be too cool.
4. Don't act goofy.
5. Show off a skill — but don't be a showoff.
6. Give compliments.
7. Don't brag or else you will have to start all over.
It turns out you can learn the game of dating on the playground after all and it all seems so SIMPLE.
He encourages guys to "comb their hair" and "not wear sweatpants," (I LOVE THIS KID) proving that talking to girls is a lot easier than some guys argue.
But I have to wonder...
Does his recess-based relationship advice hold true in our grown up world?
Or are we determined to make things more complicated than a simple game of chase?