Thursday, May 14, 2009
Flipping my switch
Top Turn Offs
1. Bad Breath
Sure, halitosis happens, but there is an entire industry geared at creating fresh pearly whites. If someone can't bother to pop an Altoid in their mouth, they might be lacking motivation in other areas as well.
2. Lacking patience
If your date is grumbling about the long line at the movie theater, or rolling their eyes when they're stopped at a red light, then their mood will affect your night, and not in a good way.
3. Ill-fitting clothing
We're not all super models, but that doesn't mean there aren't clothes out there that will flatter your figure. Throw out the jeans from sophomore year and buy a pair that fit. We don't want to see what color socks you're wearing (or underwear for that matter;)
Nothing ruins a date at Olive Garden faster than asking for a menu without pasta.
5. A wandering eye
Yes, there are a million fish in the sea, and at least half of them are attractive. But that doesn't mean you have to LOOK.
Top Turn Ons
A guy who exudes confidence in spite of his protruding belly is much more attractive than the guy with a six pack who stresses about carbs.
2. A smile
Extra points if you can laugh about something others might stress about.
3. A good vocabulary
Tell her she's stunning instead of "pretty" and use words like "svelte" instead of "skinny" after all that hard work at the gym.
Nothing is more attractive than the married guy who ACTS MARRIED even when his wife isn't around.
Knowing what you want and how you want it is the ultimate in sexiness, whether it's just plans for dinner or plans for the future.
What are YOUR turn ons/offs?