Monday, June 15, 2009

Nobody likes a bully


Know what nobody likes?

A bully.

Some one who is so insecure, that in order to feel good about themselves they have to put others down. Like a lame elephant trying to stomp on a mouse that terrifies it, even though the elephant knows it's too big to be terrified by a mouse. So it feels stupid.

Stupid elephants.

When you work with a stupid elephant, it creates some serious added stress to your job. Especially if you're the kinda mouse that has a bit of a temper ... such that it equates to walking around with a virtual flame thrower attached to your little mouse tail that is triggered when stepped on.

The elephant may end up blistered, but the mouse is a rodent pancake. And no amount of maple syrup is gonna make that OK.

No one wins.
Unless you like roasted peanuts.

3 comments:

Sten said...

How do you deal with bullies?

D. said...

Soak the bullies with your urine filled water gun and then outrun them on your bitching pedal tricycle.

I learned everything I know about social interaction from The Boy Who Could Fly. :)

Sten said...

I do have a sweet tricycle.